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“All the Jews That’s Fit to Print”	Shushan, Persia                     14 Adar	5 Darics
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George enjoying himself on a winter romp at Cranbrook.  “I like four seasons,” the schnoodle says. ____________________________________ George Says “no”! “Everyone kept telling me they were coming back, but I was never fooled,” George said upon hearing his family was making aliyah.  Although he is entertaining a tempting offer to join his current humans the Sulkes- Wilcoxes in London  (continued p. 11)	Freedom Isn’t Free זה לא חופשה וזה לא חופשי Ever wondered why the State of Israel offers so many incentives to new olim?  ‘Cause Israel is expensive!   In what is turning out to be a closely watched experiment, the Korelitz family has started a Kickstarter campaign to fund their aliyah.  “We figured there were lots of people excited at the prospect of our not returning, so why not give them a chance to put their money (continued    p. 10)	Korelitz’s Make Aliyah ! After months of being called ‘fakers,’ the Korelitz family has decided to silence their critics and make aliyah.  For those who have been reading the Korelitz blog there is no need to go over the many reasons the Korelitz’s have for their decision.  When in the same week, though, Sheryl was offered the position of Admissions Director at Hebrew U., and Pardes (continued p. 127)